老友记F.R.I.E.N.D.S.跟Chandler学贫嘴

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1、Ross: I don't want to be single,I just wanna be married again!
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars!
罗斯刚说完想再结婚，瑞秋就碰巧披着婚纱闯进了咖啡馆。所以钱德勒张开双臂，向神祈祷赐给他一百万。

2、Chandler: although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred.
朋友们说起在家里父母对孩子们偏心的话题，钱德勒是独子，他说他有一个想象中的兄弟，那家伙得到了他的父母更多的疼爱。

3、Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you! You've been so good, for three years!
“难以置信你又吸烟了，这三年来你表现得多好呀？”
Chandler: And this- is my reward!
“是呀，这根烟就是我三年表现良好的奖品”
Ross: Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
“想想你上次戒烟多不容易呀？”
Chandler: Okay, so this time I won't quit!
“所以这次，我再也不戒了。”

4、Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
“你们男人可以站着嘘嘘呀？”
Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.
“是吗？我改天试试。”

5、Phoebe: you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.
钱德勒看到美女没勇气追，菲比鼓励他：“你经常可以看到大美女和龌龊男在一起，你为什么不能做一个龌龊男呢？”

6、Chandler: God, I love these fingers...
钱德勒和女伴十指相扣，说喜欢这些手指。女伴说谢谢，他却说他love的是自己的手指，因为能挽到这么漂亮的女人，它们很快乐。

7、Chandler: Hi, um, I'm account number 7143457. And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape.
如果你停电时与美女模特在提款间里共处一室，临走别忘了问电子监测器要份录像珍藏。

8、Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!
猴屁股上长了个罗斯。经典倒装。

9、Chandler: Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.
钱德勒和乔伊发现家门口坐着个女人（实际是乔伊爸爸的情人）。钱德勒指着那女人对乔伊说：“这就是咱叫的外买吧。”

10、Chandler: C'mon, I'll show you to my room. ...That sounds so weird when it's not followed by "No thanks, it's late."
为了防止老家伙们胡搞，钱德勒带乔伊爸爸的情人去他的房间睡。说：“太奇怪了，这个女人竟然没有拒绝我的要求。”

11、Chandler: Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you.
莫尼卡给钱德勒一块特别小的点心。钱德勒说：“我五小时前吃过一颗葡萄，现在还很撑，这么大块点心我怎么吃得下呢？”

12、Chandler: (on phone) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know?
老板问钱德勒不上班在家是否很失落，钱德勒说是呀，偷自己家的钢笔可没有偷单位上的过瘾。

13、Joey：My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Chandler: Joey... Switzerland?
乔伊说他的经纪人想让他取一个中性点的艺名，不要听起来太极端。
所以钱德勒建议他叫乔伊·瑞士。

14、Monica: He's... our age.
Chandler: When we were?
莫尼卡找了个小男友，乔伊问她到底有多小。莫尼卡说跟我们差不多大。钱德勒问她“当我们几岁的时候……”

15、Joey: Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
Chandler: Course there, they just call it food.
乔伊劝罗斯忘了瑞秋，痛痛快快地去中国，吃“中国菜”。钱德勒补充说，在那里，人们只是叫它们“菜”。